Stupid Swimsuit Anyway

It’s the newest style on the beach, but bodies still matter.

Photo by Mor Shani on Unsplash

Yeah, that’s not me in the swimsuit. I wish. I just put that there to make you look. It’s clickbait. I’m not ashamed, you can just go ahead and enjoy the pretty picture, though, and then read my piece. If I put one of me up, you’ll kindly and respectively look elsewhere if you aren’t laughing your ass off.