Why is Everybody Going Naked?

Just when I sag from my head to my knees, and my skin looks like crepe paper.

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Have you noticed the styles the young women are wearing now? I wish we could have gone naked in summer and said it’s the style. I couldn’t have done it anyway, Momma would have whupped the dickens out of me. I don’t know who dickens was, but she was always going to whup him outta’ me.